(pictured below, Chuck Bourbon, as the viking he’ll become)

Some notes on your author, Chuck Bourbon:

Also goes by GroundChux.

Roams the countryside looking for villages to pillages.

Needs an almost constant supply of music/movies/noise to function.

Needs to write more.

Is not a fan of drawing.

Enjoys playing guitar.

Sometimes enjoys playing bass more.

Enjoys effects pedals at all times (Electro-Harmonix, Devi Ever, and death by audio).

Lives somewhere.

Owns almost the complete series of Married With Children on DVD (just season 10 missing!).

Has a deep, un-ironic love for 80′s TV.

Hates it when people say they have eclectic taste in music (because it usually just means they listen to two different radio stations).

Has eclectic taste in music.

Acquires all his music legally (it’s true!).

Really, sincerely wants to start a Babes in Toyland coverband featuring nothing but large men in bad drag.

Is not at all interested in talking about himself.

Thinks you should go back to reading the comic.